Anti Badgering Tactics

[Maverick153]

You know when someone starts yelling and they just can't stop . It is just terrible when I was twelve I decided, Never again so I started devising techniques to survive without getting Badgered.

First one although crafted by one of my close Associates, he is never going to admit it, sadly.

They enemy starts yelling and you have to make them STOP, so use one of these carefully crafted lines.

Make sure you pause in between delivery !

Feel free to use them but be sure to credit the author
1) As the Great.............. Henry Ford............ once said........ Fuck You!
2) Talk to the Ass cause the face ain't listening.
3) I am leaving, this is too stupid (deliver then get up and leave).


I'll keep adding anti badgering tactics to this thread and Shal do contribute, some of your stuff is just insanely good.

Regard,
Mav.

[Shalom]

Ha, you still use the Henry Ford Line?
I adapted it to perfection.

[Mandy]

i like number 3.

[Badboy]

number 1 and 3

[Barnacle]

LOL Mavo, this has to be a joke.

I would guess that 99% of humans would use one of these anti badgering techniques...

1) As the Great.............. Henry Ford............ once said........ Fuck You!
2) Talk to the Ass cause the face ain't listening.
3) I am leaving, this is too stupid (deliver then get up and leave).

I suppose next you are going to tell us you invented electricity :P


Here are a few other anti badgering techniques.

Probably slightly less cordial than you are used to but here goes...

1. Get the fuck outta my fucking face !!!
2. Shut that hole in your face or i'll crack your fucking skull open.
3. Kick em in the balls.. as they leave, kick em in the ass and punch em in the back of the head.

Barny

[Badboy]

You know when someone starts yelling and they just can't stop . It is just terrible when I was twelve I decided, Never again so I started devising techniques to survive without getting Badgered.

First one although crafted by one of my close Associates, he is never going to admit it, sadly.

They enemy starts yelling and you have to make them STOP, so use one of these carefully crafted lines.

Make sure you pause in between delivery !



I'll keep adding anti badgering tactics to this thread and Shal do contribute, some of your stuff is just insanely good.

Regard,
Mav.

I can't imagine you saying that..... no, still can't.

my best one is walking out and pouring hot coffee. the hot coffee episode took place after a marathon yelling match (she was yelling at me, I was small and I felt terrible).