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Abigail
12-28-2009, 11:36 PM
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of

going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys &

spending his entire paycheck.



When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very

angry wife & was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.



Finally his wife stopped the nagging & simply said to him. "How would you

like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went

with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a

little out of the corner of his left eye.

Roberto103
12-30-2009, 10:25 AM
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of

going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys &

spending his entire paycheck.



When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very

angry wife & was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.



Finally his wife stopped the nagging & simply said to him. "How would you

like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went

with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a

little out of the corner of his left eye.

lol. didn't see that coming. :dont mention:

Abigail
01-01-2010, 12:56 PM
It is a funny one..